Memorable Quotes

Here is a compilation of funny quotes that make me feel giddy. They are all from Gilmore Girls:

"When a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not give her a puppy"

"You lost me at carrots, which is the first draft of "you had me at hello"

"Special? Like stop-eating-the-paste special?"

"Swear. Raise your right hand and say, "May Destiny's Child ever break up if I count these blueberries"

"I feel like crap on toast"

"Mel Brooks is never on Charlie Rose, and when he is on he's talking about Nazis, and then you go to sleep and you dream about Nazis and they all look like Nathan Lane, and you're creeped out for days"

"Mom, it's just a pretend wedding, J-Lo has them all the time"

"Give me a burger, some onion rings, and a list of people who killed thier parents and got away with it. I need some heroes"

"You've alluded, you've insinuated, you've tip-toed to the brink of impropriety"

"Someone hit you with a pretty stick"

"Oy with the poodles already"

"If it's Mick Jagger, run away and ring the bell I gave you"

"I don't know why she's back! Maybe she forgot her pen, or spell book or something"

"They have just upgraded you to a queen-sized bed, jacuzzi tub, junior sutie in Hell"

"What in Lucifer's reach is my mother doing here?"

"He's snarky...and sarcastic...he's snarkastic!"